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Chef
Our Chef Pierre from the cafe Laissez Faire will present
a 7 course musical tribute for that special occasion.
Good songs, toasts, costumes and scrips.
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Grim Reaper
Want a special send-off for someone getting up in years
but under 50? Call our undertaker, Dr. Graves for a
special act. Includes sprinkling of the ashes, special
songs, toasts and sound effects!
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Bag lady
Know someone asking for their 10% Senior discounts before
they get to that age? Call & Book Maude Frump, the
AARP rep from Omaha. She'll get on their case and read
the riot act to them!
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Detective
Our man Holmes is available on special notice to investigate
the background of your friends or business associates
getting ready to celebrate a birthday or special occasion.
He knows all the stuff to talk about!
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Elmer
Our contented cow is ready to milk all the fun out
of a birthday celebration for someone who did or didn't
come from a farm.....Udderly ridiculous!
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Enforcer
Carmine and his cousin, Vinnie, operate a deli supply
house in - what else- Brooklyn (center) and are wondering
where you buy your deli food from? Want those glass
windows to stay in one piece?
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Wolfie
The Big Bad Wolf is ready to tell his story about catching
little Red Riding Hood at the cabin and how he talked
Grandma into.....good tale and good gram!
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Hawaiian gorilla
Get the special south seas touch with your choice of
bonzos! This one has a lei as well as a banana and some
special twists!
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Beer man
Got a friend celebrating a birthday and they like the
suds? Well call the king of the suds drinkers, call
the Brewski!
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Banana man
If you never hear the "Banana song", call
our banana man to hear the song as he sings happy birthday
or any other song you want, with toasts, hat, horn and
telegram!
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Tipsy customer
Our party crasher, Mooney Mullins just got divorced
and is a little in his cups as he hangs around your
party crying about how his wife mistreated him. Strange
but his wife seems to be the same as the gal who's celebrating
her birthday at your party!
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Tipsy priest
Our Father Malarky was having a taste of the sacrimental
wine when someone called him and said someone wanted
to get married (or was it divorced?) he's never quite
sure as he's sometimes
a dollar short and a day late!
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The Barker
Having a special affair and want people introduced with
fanfare and songs? Call and book our barker. Dressed
appropriately in barker dress, he sings and introduces
with splendid authority!
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